best halloween quotes of the night:

kelly: "can i put my cape in your purse?"

me: "is your chin strap part of your costume?"
ferris: "no."
me: "...sorry."

lumberjack: "can i give you my number? id really like to cheat on my girlfriend with you."
me: "laldkjf**kdj!dkljd@!!"

kelly: "theres no toilet paper so i grabbed some of the spider web from the wall..."
me: "dont tell anyone else that"

mike: "well, from the perspective of a bumblebee..."